February 22, 2008

Sucker!


Bicycle commuting is fun and there are gobs of reasons to do it.
Here is one of them:
People will think you are SUPERHUMAN!
And all you had to do was pedal your fine self from A to B. You, in the meantime will be acutely aware that these gaping admirers are in fact “suckers” because you are in fact not a “superhuman” but simply a normal one who opted to forego the damaging effects of the gas pump to your wallet and your oxygen loving parts. In return you were handsomely rewarded with a lungful of fresh air, sunshine in your eyes and one very grateful booty.

February 19, 2008

Bike what off?

Whatever.

Here are a few examples:

1. Pollution

2. Disillusionment

3. The junk in your trunk

4. Credit card debt

5. Time wasting

6. Seasonal Affective Disorder

7. Your lazy tendencies- and when did that become an acceptable excuse?!

8. Mucus

9. DWAI, DUI, DUID & D.